I will probably have to hide this post when Wyatt turns 15
September 25, 2009 by Lisa Beth
I know that as kids get older, the stuff that comes out of their mouth gets more and more hilarious, but I couldn’t help posting these funny Wyatt stories.
Set the scene: Wyatt is strapped in his car seat and I can not resist giving him a kiss….
MOM: (Giving Wyatt a huge smooch on the lips) I LOVE KISSES!
WYATT: MOM! No kisses!
MOM: I love kisses! I love kisses!
WYATT: No, mom! I don’t need kisses!
MOM: But I love kisses! I do! I do!
Wyatt: Mom, you kiss dad! Not me!
Set the scene: Wyatt has started singing “Nah-nah-nah-boo-boo”-type songs for just about everything lately. He’ll dangle a toy in front of Brooke and say nah-nah-nah-boo-boo, you can’t reach it! or sing nah-nah-nah-boo-boo, I’m gonna eat you! to his breakfast. I tried for about a week to ignore it, hoping it would go away. It didn’t…..
WYATT: Nah-nah-nah-boo-boo, you can’t get me!
MOM: Wyatt, that’s not nice to tease.
WYATT: That’s not teasing. Nah-nah-nah-boo-boo…
MOM: That is teasing, Wyatt. Please don’t do that anymore.
WYATT: Nuh, uh! Nah-nah-nah-boo-boo (quieter)
MOM: (reaching my breaking point of a week filled with nah-nah-nahs) If you say that again ….I’m going to… wash your mouth out with soap.
WYATT: Huh? What’s that you say?
MOM: Um…. I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap.
WYATT: You put soap in my mouth? And it makes bubbles? (thinking) That’s FUNNY!
MOM: (silence… why did I even say that? I’m not going to wash my three-year-old’s mouth out with soap. Obviously)
WYATT: And then the soap goes in my mouth, and the germs go away?
MOM: Um……
Set the scene: Bath time one night. Wyatt is really obsessed with doing things for himself, including “washing himself”. So I pour soap in his hands and let him scrub…
MOM: Okay, Wyatt. Wash up good. Make sure to get your butt, too.
WYATT: And my penis too?
MOM: Sure. (I call Chris into the bathroom) Did you teach Wyatt penis ? (in a whisper)
DAD: No. Why?
MOM: (still whispering) He’s talking about washing his…..penis.
WYATT: I’VE GOT A WIDDLE (little) PENIS!
DAD: Wyatt, you should never say you have a little penis. You should always say you have a big one.
WYATT: (laughing) No, dad! It’s a widdle one!
CHRIS: I wouldn’t tell that to people Wyatt. Let’s say it’s a big one!
WYATT: No, dad…..It’s a medium one!
Victoria on Sat, 26th Sep 2009 10:27 am
LMAO at the widdle vs. big.
Men … sheesh.
Chris Hustad on Thu, 1st Oct 2009 3:04 pm
He certainly isn’t going win points with the ladies when he grows up if he still calls it widdle.
Only Howerd Stern admits to a small penis and gets away with it…if Wyatt’s worth 500 million then he can too.
Holly Bowne on Sun, 4th Oct 2009 10:24 am
I was thinking you were probably all safe keeping this posting up, even when Wyatt turns 15–until I read the last scene,that is! Ha, ha, ha! HILARIOUS!
Dorothy Hustad on Fri, 16th Apr 2010 6:01 pm
I loved it all and did a lot of laughing, Good for 86 year old Granny.
Thanks for all the pictures. I ran right out and got frames so they are sitting around on my tables and when anyone comes I show them. They are adorable kids but look at the Mom and Dad. thanks again and keep writing as I really enjoy reading them. Give a big kiss and hug to Wyatt and Brooklyn. Love you. G.G.